Wear a single cloth for a week and people tend to leave you alone, unkept sure but No one asks or tax them for anything. Let us admit we are all spoilt and collectively enjoy ourselves while noose sane when the mad are fat, don't pay tax free and We are all lying to ourselves turning up nose at them.
The church don't pay any tax, so instead of building a house why not band wirth your friends, Say a regular alleluia on a daily and sew a chiffon gown of color red of purples call it the Redeemed Christianity church of Shush: The Silent Keepers of the Ward of God Parish and go to work come back pick a place in the hall to spread mattress cast your net anf sleep wake up the next day do a loud ejaculatory prayers form a circle clap your hands in unison and enjoy a tax free existence you can pass down to your kids.
In some villages they might even give you the land free like they foolishly dud in Jos or sell it for you cheap
If you are homeless in the city like Lagos just enter the closest Celestial church beside you alleluia o alleluia find somewhere and sleep alleluia alleluia o you could be there for a year even fuck their girls alleluia alleluia o you will be there until you find accomodations or build your own house.
Why not build a Church church don't pay tax not do they pay Land use charge you can just wear white sutana and when government questions, you lie and say the Church is the collective effort of donations from abroad that you are mere custodian and would soon leave. You could be there for 50 years and never pay tax or any bills.
Your life becomes a sit down in the church hall plug your earpiece and get stupid high.
Anyone ask, you tell them you are in the spirit well aren't you?, all you have to do is get high walk barefooted and sleep all day and some people might still give you money.
The coolest thing you don't get to pay tax or work a single day in your life, look at those celestial pastors enjoying themselves fucking reading bible and sleeping all day and they don't get to pay tax plus they get paid
If I was a Celestial pastor I would never have to even put on underwear so that I can truly do god's work swinging my six inches flaccid up and down occasionally I might shout jah jah jah you know just for props.
Tugging it when it refuses to swing or tucking it in between my lap, hands akimbo to practice what a woman feels like.
Here's How to tackle homelessness in the city
band together like Celestial church
Sew a chiffon/sutana of purple or red and smoke weed and dance all day name your
Celestial church of the Retractable Clitoris
Church of the Celestial Housefly
Church of the celestial Dragon
Church of the inarticulate seasoning cubes.
Church of the prickly puss
Like the northerners do in Lagos, they pick a mosque, lie down and sleep there, saving money they ought to have spent on rent.
You have 10 of these Churches in Nigeria and your house/church could house other whenever wherever.
I'd Wake up and join hands in Unison singing
Jesus my Jesus you are the man
Yeah yeah
You knew capitalism was a joke
You told them
drop your nets and follow me
Let's eat other people's food.
Talk in parables and judge them
Yeah yeah
Let's be vultures yeah yeah
You put on a single cloth and fucked whores
Left carpentry cause it was a Lost cause
You're the man
You are the man
Went to the desert to get stupid high
For 40 days, baptize saying you'son of god
Such bullshit
Well who Isn't a son of god
When shit hit the fan in Gethsemane, you cried
Yeah yeah
Buy you are the man
Yeah yeah
You knew capitalism was a joke
Yeah yeah you're the man
Never worked a Day in your life
You are the man.
I know you like my idea, so what are you naming your church