Parapraxis With the Book of Malachi


Being that this is the favourite book of Nigerian Pastors because it particularly extols the giving ot tithes and offerings, I decided to peruse the entire four chapters and couldn't help laughing all through. The entire premise of the book gives off the impression of a drunk. Either God was drunk or Malachi himself the writings are majorly incoherent.
And you could almost hear whoever belch pointing and straggling at some poor women washing their clothes in the river in Chapter 4 vs 4 Woah easy there, It almost seems like you are trying to stamp and vet almost forcefully, Virtue signal much. So I Listened to thoughts of reason

Mal 1 vs 4 : I'm guessing the Edomites are enraged shouting "Se Ori e pe Sha, You know how much dem dey sell cement
(I often imagine Jesus swinging his wig back half naked on a wrecking ball like Miley Cyrus)

Mal 1 vs 14 - Eyaah sorry seems you got a little self esteem issue

Mal 2 vs 14 - Ahn ahan which one be your own sef, I no want again, I've moved on to greater things 

Mal 2 vs 16 - Where your own wife dey?, Abeg jare!

Mal 3vs 8 -: You work money put for my hand

Mal 3 vs 9: Ah werey

There's something wrong it just feel a little too scripted, a little too short a book, a little too drunk, a little to convinient, especially 2 vs 17 
It couldn't be placed by Council of Nicea to vet pulpit Banditry could it? Ehn?...



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