Man Cave 2020's

 


You soon find out accordingly  to society, that it's now time for you to be ensnared on the unfortunate institution called marriage, so I decide to create a filter of no marriage which would rather sieve out the right person who wants to be with you, rather than the idea of you, someone ready to brave the uncertainty of life atomized by staying with you with no promise or guarantee for at least twenty years that should prove something 
For those already in this trap, a trap because the economic reality of the times makes it unsustainable. Eventually you get caught up with the disgust of living with a woman, half the time it's a zombie the other half it's a bipolar disorder with a vagina and the lethargic nature shorn of common sense means she detoriates and drag you down with her, before you know it you are arguing with a woman over five hundred naira, resentful over the amount of rice cooked on Sunday as if she has  been placed in your life to deliberate drive you mad and make you beggared at the same time.
freedom from the resentment which is shackle of most marriages come in the form of a man cave best suited just for you.
Take time off during the weekend and run to your man cave buy a fashion magazine, some weed, lie down, read and smoke while listening to reggae and you should sleep truly sleep and with time find that life could be enjoyable for you too.
Somewhere you can pull down to your draws, put on make up, do some pedicure, and finally do some drawing or reading, and if you have a friend who wants to join, understand the importance of a man cave maybe he to can share in the  rent, if you must, keep your infidelity to the hotel bring no woman, don't soil your man cave.
I think a hundred thousand naira should rent you a room in Lagos, I don't think three hundred naira a day is too much for your sanity, instead of roaming up and down in your car wit no way to go, get a room just for you, get you a man cave.

Instead of Bickering and Fighting, I used to write:
Get a room for rent
Get some pots, cylinder
A nice mattress, and speaker 
Maybe a piano and lot of books

Somewhere you can finally eat what you would really like to eat, taking time to enjoy your life.
You don't need to come down to her level, get a room, when she's act as if breakfast is a big deal, Head to your man cave and prepare a nice breakfast, when you notice the ceremonial mediocrity cocooned in thee slime they call love, to the man cave.
When her friend's and family are over and constituting a nuisance to your man cave and say something came up at work.
Instead of fighting, skip breakfast and skip happily to your man cave, it's your right to be happy, it's your right to have a long life,it's your right to be and eat healthy and don't let a dumb institution called marriage take you from you.

A quite flawed society, where the man, if he doesn't work is termed useless which is why the system would instead of engendering the sustainability of the world and restore the natural flora of trees and animal life that made up the free food bounty of the forest and ensure our leisure, they would rather destroy the planet eat processed food for the sake of his retardation.
What do you say to a messed up world where the man is considered slave or cattle, only to be used where everything is tainted and tweaked from the food to the ethos everything reeks of blood and suffering it is a sad world for the man he is at war with a zombied gender who collude so as to constitute what can be regarded as an aggressive reductionism at every angle. making him infantile with essences, a ventriloquism of demonic proportion. Surely he needs somewhere to read , and expunge the air of pain, sorrow, frustration and get clear before he mostly likely end up doing something stupid.


To the man cave, my liege

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