And the Muslim cleric pricked by his conscience with images of his buttocks sizzling in hell came back on Channels television to recant that he actually didn't pray with the late Yar'Adua, that it was all a lie, He was led to a room, prayed and told to say that he had prayed with the President.
I remember a video of Turai shouting ba kudi, apparently the modest lifestyle of Umaru meant there was no money for her to retire with.
A scrounge up of 13 trillion naira ( I can't remember if its was in the billions) was given to her some few weeks after the airport lights were switched off and the President was brought back from Saudi Arabia.
I met a law student back in school who has footages that the then Umaru died and was buried immediately in Saudi Arabia, he said they keep bringing back plantain stalks for us here, he was told to do something else.
Dantata burial in the Middle East in which the Muslim tradition of a corpse not exceeding a day is excused because the laws are for the poor obviate the deeply rooted inferiority complex, that maybe our Presidents burials are a little topo convenient, a little too false.
But we all heard when Eric Joyce said equivocally that the President was dead and went to offer his condolences to Aisha, So is he going to offer his condolences again, Am I? Are you?
Clones are being paraded as spectacles for a government that is best described as a farce. They are all dead to me, even the current stooge is a clone, but who really cares. We are hungry a public holiday is not going to change the fact that our roads are jot safe, our children have no future, and Nigeria is fastly devolving into a bog of folly and mediocrity.
As far as the Burial of our civilian Dead Presidents go, this is just the third one. The second one, is still ruling us.
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