(inches closer)
- I like the coded sex, that muffled tussle
- yeah?
-where no one knows what going on except us, plus I like to talk rubbish when I fuck
- oooggh!!
- Like I come closer and say (fondles her breast)
Do you want to know what going on in this society stuffs
Do you want to know what going on in this society stuffs
-( she grabs his penis) Which society stuffs?
- mmhm, the society of the house
- which house? your house (sucks him)
- I want my peeople to come into your house
singing
into my house come into house lord Jizz-us,
come into today come into stay come into my house, lord..
come into today come into stay come into my house, lord..
-shut up your mouth now I will never hear that song the same way again, you want to come into my house?
-you, awwgh!!
- ehen you can come into my house na
people underrate he importance of talking rubbish, especially when fucking if trivializes life and make it more fun
after sex, it tickles them with something to laugh, secret joke and all
people underrate he importance of talking rubbish, especially when fucking if trivializes life and make it more fun
after sex, it tickles them with something to laugh, secret joke and all
- yeah?,
- (lays on top of her) Do you want me to make you a candidate
-ehn ?
-So you stop running from party to party
- You mean like PetoObi?
Running from party to party, looking for candidates to come and candidate his candidacy
(in a hoarse igbo accent) my teeth is open, my wife is short, my son is gay what else do you want from me?, I'll serve you jollof rice in your party, I donate to your school, I rocking this hat to look like Prabowo Subatiano, So you all can see the president in me
- You don't like him?
- He's running out of air, like the fabled tortoise he's trying to be all of you, The amount of money he's doled out in "Charity" if he had built libraries in the east would have been a better legacy
(unzips, shifts)
-APC candidate
-ah
-ADC candidate
-ADC candidate
-oooh
-OPC candidate
-yeah?
-Labour Candidate
-Labour Candidate
-hmm
-Oselu Candidate
-Oselu Candidate
-hmmm
-Bandit Candidate
-Bandit Candidate
-yes
- Boko Haram Candidate
-ha!
- They've been campaigning for 17 years they ought to have a candidate too
- (groans) Arterta
- (groans) Arterta
- what about Arterta?
- E for cry if them if Dem no give am that premiership, it's so obvious, it's boring ,What of Frank C?
- E for cry if them if Dem no give am that premiership, it's so obvious, it's boring ,What of Frank C?
(gets up)
-Who is Frank c ?
(kisses her)
- Frank Eduho The C is for cuckold, At this stage he should be used to it
He's a Mr Cuckoldi if he was igbo, Cuckold-olu Yoruba
-he's Akwa Ibom so?
- Cuckoldeket, No, nsit-cuckold or mkpat-cuckold
- Never marry a woman who is still hungry, nor use sex as a yardstick for marriage,
-What should be the yardstick then
-Friendship
- If she is your best friend, first, She'd never hurt you, but such women are hard to find
-It's ironic to hear such from a man that likes the muffled tussle, you are adultery material
-You see why I love you, now where on earth would you find a woman that talks like that, with a mind like that. (kisses her)
-You are cooking this night
-Deal!!