MAKING THE MORALS AS THEY GO

   I was in a gathering organized by a group of "experts" who collect certain amounts to teach people their skills. Interested in soap making I sat and watched, Beside me a fellow sufferer, a young woman  who obviously had no problem at all volunteering to stir,  you know that soap making involves a lot of stirring which she did this tirelessly like a robot built with a permanent smile so infectious we were her sitting replicas.

As things like this entails the soap was done and people had to take samples home and when it comes to free things the level of stupidity displayed by mothers and husband’s  wives remains a spectacle. As people begged for the littlest bubble because it was free not minding the insult the organizers threw at them when she noticed the foot mat way they kept themselves

Everyone held a plastic and fought wars of whose was higher, more filled and less filled. A girl met our tireless stirrer and ask her for some, to which she refused for obvious  reason. Immediately the girl insulted our stirrer calling her blind. Our stirrer was not amused and exchanged it back with a  barrage that looked as if it was they were the very fumes she use in stirring as she let all out in synchronously 

What did your dear Nigerian adjudge this with, - Jealousy. A Man said that the girl is more pretty than our stirrer and that is why she felt and should feel more insulted that our stirrer was quite jealous, And for that our stirrer was wrong for insulting such a beautiful lady. Not helping again was the fact that our stirrer already had an unrelated issue of similar nature last week and you trust us, not minding her innocence today instead they branded her a trouble maker.

Our tireless stirrer felt betrayed thinking I think that if only she could turn back the hand of time. She would stir neither soap nor trouble but the carrots were cooked and the bubbles were afloat and our tireless stirrer had similar liquid leave her eyes as she sniffled and clean her hurt,  heading home

Men who love to see her leave and called her back and ask her what they just witnessed just so that they could see her leave angrily. betoken of how big a buttock she was burdened

  Noticeably explained, We have an issue of flawed moral standards. Judging a clear case of right and wrong with aesthetics, they do the same with religion, ethnicity and their flawed sense of judgement only stems from their flawed upbringing.

A man recently bought a plane seat for 3 million and posted it on social media as misplaced as his priorities were, many people still insulted the people who noticed and commented badly about it as Jealous fools who were only hating and should pray God gives them that much money to waste.

Based on this, The rich are considered saintly as long as they have money. Whatever they do is right, it surpasses the bypass you ignore in the queue to be answered last It is surpasses that car that  splashed water on you when you going for morning mass

It passes the fact that you were hungry and they leave you at the party to serve a family that just came projecting disturbingly the  shallowness of their existence and the stink of emptiness that ravage their souls. More annoying than coming early for church and you go and sit down on the first roll in church only to be asked to leave a hour into the service that the owner of the pew was around and wanted to sit in his pew just because he has always been known for sitting there. Seeing the inconvenience he denies the proud act and he sit down to listen to the humility centered homily.

It is okay to be involve in cyber crime if it pays. Just bring the money as long as you are not caught, but don't think I have news for you when i say  cyber crime  don’t pay anymore unless you support with the local voodoo that confuses your victim Yeah no problem I will do it, why are you so desperate, Don't you eat a 3 square meal.

He is the father of different children from different mothers but that is good and a lady will still beg to be his third concubine just because He is a celebrity. Leave him alone fire on, You should pray God makes you a celebrity too. But at the man who claims to love her he will not be given the time of day.

The same Nigerians who made it okay for musician to impregnate a minor on the basis of him singing good music, made it  okay for a senator to marry a 13 year old girl, Decided to kill a 7 years old boy for stealing garri (cassava flakes). You just wonder what  drives the average Nigerian with crude, unexposed and enclosed thinking. We just make the morals as soon as it favours us. 

   Call it is human nature, vermins crawling the earth anything to remove the pain, and increase the orgasm, but are these the people who you believe in, Irrationalities making the morals as they go.

But if this be the life, my advice To you then is better be careful the world isn’t as smart and as rational as they make you believe what might be good today might be wrong tomorrow. You could be killed just for claiming what is right or holding on to it so rigidly. Like the Indian man who was killed for begging people to use the public toilet that he would pay them money. You might get hurt like our stirrer you could find favourable judgement like the beautiful lady, Please and please don't protest it Just flow with the tide and pack like sardines in the deep, just like them put a permanent scowl that reflects your disgust. And let the change you desire, be yours and yours alone.

By Victor Samuel